What Homo Genus Are You? Con't

In our last episode, we encountered some of the common species of Gay Males or Gays for short, the Bear, the Twink, the Jock and we had the special treat of seeing a Bisexual or Halfbreeder. In tonight's episode we are going to journey further into the "Jungle" and search for the allusive Trolls. We have only heard myths and tall tales of these creatures. There have been small amounts of evidence collected and recorded about these creatures like stories and post encounters, but no physical evidence has been recorded or captured on film.

As we pack up our gear I heard some rustling around in the parking lot across the street. I peer out the window and oh my gosh, it's a Wolf! Wow! The Wolves are known to be more aggressive than the Otters. Smaller in size to the Bears and similar to Otters, they are more aggressive, the Wolf is a solo hunter and is classified to be in the Bear Family. A remarkable creature, his early morning technique of stalking down a helpless twink has paid off. We slowly leave the hotel and hope that we don't make noise, we don't want to scare him away from his morning twink, it can be very dangerous. Leaving a Twink in mid snacking can be tragic.



We walk down the road to a the local shop for some cups of Joe and to grab a bite to eat. As we come close to our charted destination, we come across a few Sliver Foxes. These older gay males, also known as Grey Gays, are usually found in their 40's-50+. They have a distinct Silver Coat upon their brow and mustaches to compliment. They may seem to be docile out in the open, but stories have been told that they can be pretty aggressive when tempted properly by the right tactics. Oh the stories those eyes could tell if you can make eye contact. I am tempted but I shouldn't.


Entering the shop, the aroma of lattes and coffee fill the air and the chatter of local wild life fills the air. In our view we see a few Bulls and a recovering Lipstick in the corner. We dare not make eye contact... It's a dangerous game to play with Bulls. We make our order and receive it. We are off on our hunt for the fabled Troll. It is nearly Mid Day and we are coming up on making a stop to rest and eat. The rations are broken out and we sit, discussing our day we hear hear something... Silence has come over the land.

We are on alert and the cameras are rolling...

Oh God! It Can't be! We found One! It's a Troll! Quick take a Picture! Bruce take the bloody picture! Rodney, grab the tranquilizers!

Damn! We missed it.... did you get it on film? Do we have a picture? We have a picture, but it's not very good here it is. Stay tuned while we develop our video......