What Homo Genus Are You?

Species:

1. a class of individuals having some common characteristics or qualities; distinct sort or kind.

2. Biology. the major subdivision of a genus or subgenus, regarded as the basic category of biological classification, composed of related individuals that resemble one another, are able to breed among themselves, but are not able to breed with members of another species (Homosexual women can conceive for homosexual men, and in bigoted heterosexual thinking, raise homosexual offspring).



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In my years of being out in the field, I have jotted and taken many notes on one of the worlds most unique creatures. These species of unique Homosapiens have astounded me and have excepted me into their culture, community, and Pride. I have yet to encounter the Alpha Male or Regent Ruler of this magnificent species. Though many claim to the Queens or Kings of the Pride, but none seem to be the "Original" one.

Tonight on my travels, I journey into the heart of this majestic community, we will observe a variety of the Homosexual Males or commonly known as the Gay Male. Amongst the Gay Male Genus, there seems to be smaller subdivisions within the group, some what of a pecking order I suspect. Now lets see what we will back into tonight.

First I encountered the Bear of the species. This Hairy creature, at average, stands about 5'11" to 6'4". It's ave weight per lbs is in the 200's give or take the age and fitness of the Bear. The Bear is usually a solo hunter but it's not uncommon to see these hairy creatures hunting in packs. Digging deeper into this unique sub culture, the Bears were originated from the hills and waters of the San Francisco Territory. Bears tend to have hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set; some project an image of working-class masculinity in their grooming and appearance, though none of these are requirements or unique indicators. Some bears place importance on presenting a hyper-masculine image and may shun interaction with, and even disdain, men who exhibit effeminacy. The bear concept can function as an identity, an affiliation, and an ideal to live up to, and there is ongoing debate in bear communities about what constitutes a bear. There is also, anecdotally, more acceptance of tattoos and body piercing in the bear community. One other thing I had noticed are the smaller "Bear" like Gay Men. I had come to find out they are known as Otters (no image could be taken during study). Though very similar to the Bear, the Otters are much smaller in size and do not show or present too much of a hyper-masculine image. Now lets move on. Their eating habits tend to be highly ferocious or in the LGBTQ term, Fierce!

Cutting through thick woods and bushy bushes, I found myself in a club. I was surrounded by a larger variety of Gays. First I observed a Twink. These boyish individuals travel in packs, I feel they feel safer in larger numbers. Bears sometimes venture down to prey on them, leaving nothing behind but bloody tracks. One thing I had noticed in the club is that these Twinks range from teen years to early twenties. Some appear unintelligent but I've noticed within a pack there are usually two that seem to have high intelligence. These Twinks, or Twinkies, seem to be thee "desirable" due to their boyish looks and physique. They are young and sexually attractive. As a defense, I've noticed that they disperse in different directions like a school of gold fish scurrying from the green fish net. Their fashion sense, I noticed, is uncanny and ferocious. They are very competitive and I've seen a few of them "Cut a Bitch" because another Twink was found engaging on their target prey. I did not imagine that such a small creature can be so blood thirsty.

I left the Twinks due to the severe head ache I was getting from their siren-like shrieks emanating from their mouths. I then came upon, what I thought was a Twink, but in fact was a Jock. Much larger than it's cousin the Twink, the Jock possesses a much more athletic physique and is usually found in packs or herds. These athletic creatures can be found by pools or large bodies of water, on mountain trails, in caves surrounded by other Jocks, open fields and some times they can be spotted herding a pack of twinks about. Unsure of their eating habits I kept a safe distance. I noticed that the Jock can become aggressive at any moment and instantly be passive. They are able to consume large amounts of liquids and can go periods of time with out drinking for sustenance. The Jock is an attractive creature and very private. Always on alert for Trolls and Bears. The Jock is a sociable creature but exclusive, I saw and noted how they pick and choose on whom to interact with. An amazing creature, the Jock can quickly allude it's attacker within a pack of Twinks or other bigger Jocks, scaring away the predator.

I then stumbled upon the most rarest of all, the Bisexual or the Halfbreeder. This creature is unsure of what to eat. One unique quality that the Bi has, is that it is similar to the Jock in physique and form. They are also, in some instances, very appetizing to the eye. It is known to be a predator and is usually found circling Jocks and Twinks. This crafty predator can be found almost anywhere there are gays. The habits of these dangerous creatures have not yet been recorded and studied. Though they are also known to be highly aggressive, every once in a while, you will hear tales of a submissive Bi. Strangely enough I grow more and more curious of these unique creatures.

The Moon is setting and the Sun is starting to ignite the night sky. You can hear the Gays scurrying about to their burl dwellings and caves. The next night we will sit in on and observe some Trolls. These are the most feared of in the community. We will also venture into the realm of the Lesbian Hordes. Until next time stay Fierce and Ferocious Bitches!