Well it's been five months since the New Year and I am living in Hillcrest. I'm about 4 blocks from work and in walking distance to everything I need. Well almost everything.... I still work at Urban Mo's and I love every minute of it! I've been there a year now and it just gets better as the day goes by. I have bosses that care and that are there if you need them, much like Wildcat in Santa Barbara, but this establishment is all GAY!
So I do Security and Host at Mo's and each job has it's ups and downs, but usually ups! I get to meet all sorts of gays. I meet and talk to hot guys all the time. Which is what is now driving to my point of the awesome update... or lame... or just a plain update lol. I think I have about or had about 5 interests. Two of which are apparently straight? Two gays and One Bisexual... The first two are I don't know, misleading. They both flirt and say shit that no "Normal Straight" Guy would say. Straight guys don't cuddle with their Gay-Boyfriends. Straight Guys don't take Gay-Boyfriends to AWESOME lunches or dinners. Straight Guys don't treat their Gay-Boyfriends like.... Boyfriends! It's so bloody confusing. I can't handle two jealous Straight Guys who hound me about who or whom I'm with... it's awkward and difficult to explain to your gay friends! You know the Gays have nothing better to do than Shop, Drink, and Gossip! The Boys will start talking and rumors are spread and then BAM! No More Awesome Straight guy in your life. Because he over heard the rumors and assumed that I was the one spreading the lies and that I was the one that told people that we were dating. Get your facts straight Mr. Breeder, of all the people who should you believe? The Horse or the Donkey that told you what they heard from 30 other people..... (Breath!) Heh heh hoooooooo.....
Next is Gay Boy #1: Awesome, Charming, Caring, Shy, and just all around too nice... I don't mind nice but seriously be an asshole sometimes! I know you believe in Karma and Re-incarnation and all that jazz but come on. You're way too nice, way too easy for me to manipulate; I feel guilty when I do things to you in my favor. How am I supposed to feel protected if some one bigger than me wants to hurt me, I can't look for you for back up because you're looking for a "Diplomatic" solution and the raging beast is ready to swing at me... grow some balls and punch him first before he swings then I can take him down... it's called team work and breeder bashing! All I'm really saying is I really do like you, I like almost everything about you but you're just not aggressive enough for me... Le sigh... Next!
Gay Boy #2: Now there's a man who can hold is own, Navy, Jersey boy, Italian, Hung, Asshole, and makes me laugh... One Problem... Don't think he's that into me... but yet you flirt with me like there is no tomorrow. Mister I would give you the world if you would let me. I know you have your issues and I know you have your worries but that's what having a partner is for. Taking the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly when it comes around. Man I just wish you would just come around and say it. If it's my looks no worries I'm in the process of correcting and getting fit. I know it's not my snoring because you're just as loud as I am lol. Just tell me what it is and I'll stop bothering you! Grrrr I need a drink now, anyone have some Bourbon on Hand?
Bi Boi: Now here's a story... first time I laid eyes on you, you were straight. The Second time I laid eyes on you, you were gay. The third time I laid eyes on you, you told me that you were a Bisexual and have trouble being with guys. The Fourth time I laid eyes on you, there was whipped cream on your stomach, I was posing for a picture between your legs and then I was faced down in your rippling, beautiful surfer body... The Fifth time I lay my eyes on you, you're coming home with me lol... enough said GOD he is F*&King Hot!
To Be Continued....
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