A Hot Tranny Mess

I had gone to the back office to ask my MOD about an event coming up the following day. Once I had gotten my answers I walked to the Patio Door, as I walked up I saw a disheveled creature with a bad wig, hunched over, and limping. Limping her way in I looked at Jorge's face, his nodding head and cheap grin could only mean one thing... Boys, we got a Hot Tranny Mess on our hands..... Yikes!

This poor girl, man, IT, limped her way to the inside bar where she looked around for a bit and headed to the woman's restroom. I cringed at the thought and hoped for the best. We didn't know how to react, it wasn't ordinary that a drag queen/tranny would come out looking as she did. No Make-Up, Bad Hair, Ugly outfit, and horrible shoes! Her nails weren't Did and lemme tell you sister, she did not miss a single branch on the way down... As I timed her in the restroom, hoping she wasn't doing drugs or anything else elicit, I knocked on the door and slowly opened it. I opened it slowly because I did not know what to expect. The door opens and I see on the floor her large back-pack, her purse and a plastic bag. I said,"Hello?" She stepped back from the counter, I had no clue she was there, and said,"Yes? Hello." "Is everything OK? Are you OK?" I asked startled, she just nodded her head yes. I closed the door and took a deep breath. She was applying Make-Up... I had almost reopened the door to ask if she needed help. There was no amount of Make-Up she could of put on that mug of hers that would make her look better. Mama needed foundation and lots of it!

I do not have problems with Tranny's or Drag Queens, I, Myself, have dressed in drag and understand how time consuming it is and how much work you have to put into it. But Ladies and gentleman of the Jury.... Not only was this a case of "WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT!" the poor thing is not OUT! He's married. He only dresses like that when he goes out because his woman doesn't understand him. Well babe there are psychiatrists for that shit! I know what I have written is mean and some what funny in a way, but I can assure any of you reading this tonight, today, this afternoon, This poor soul did not need to be out in the state that she was in. Oh Man she made my night. Cheers Kids!