Twinks Gone Wild!

My definition of a Twink: A Twink is a homosexual male that has boyish looks, weighs about 70 - 120 lbs, maybe 130 soaking wet with a towel and wet suit. Rail thin and look like they haven't eaten in months or years.

Why the title? Well, here it goes.

The Incident in my Eyes
This incident takes place at Urban Mo's, a bar n grill I work at in Hillcrest, San Diego. It was Tuesday Night and it's called Tap That Ass Tuesday. As the night progressed it wasn't at all very busy. In fact I can honestly say we had a total high capacity of 78 when our maximum is 391. Anywho, like said the night progressed and it was rather slowly. No issues had arisen and no there were no "Real" problems. It was around 8:30 or so and I was standing out front by the street curb, when all of a sudden my friend Austin is flagging me down to come in. I didn't move very fast only because it didn't seem important at the time,then I heard my name being called by the bartenders, servers and bar backs. I then run inside and see this Marine guy standing up getting ready to hit someone, yes Marines and Navy guys are gay too they come to Mo's to drink. I got in front of him, he looked at me and sat down and started to fill out his tab. So I turn around to see what the commotion is behind me, this guy is holding his eye and comes up and is bleeding from a small cut from under his eye.

I'm not gonna lie I was about to laugh but held it in. You see the Marine ws with two other Latin guys, well two Latin Twinks, combined I think they were about 190 to 200 lbs.... COMBINED Weight..... what came to my attention was the fact they both parties were in fact Twinks. The Latin Twinks Vs. The White Twinks, ha ha yeah well it was too much at one point.

Their Stories:
After excusing myself and defusing the Queens inside I stepped out were the two Latin Twinks were. I asked What happened:

Twink with a Faux-Hawk: OK, so we were, like sitting there, and these bitches start staring us down and shit. One of them goes ewe and I said, "EXCUSE ME?"

Twink with Bad Teeth: I said, "Look, act your age not your shoe size!"

Twink with the Faux-Hawk: Then the bitch spit on me and so I socked him in the face, I'm sorry I did it in your place that's why we are standing outside, but he spit on me so I punched him.

Mind you the one who punched the other kid in the face was at least 80 - 100 lbs in weight. So I listened more to their story, they hugged me said they were sorry and left.

After they had gone, I walked into the bar and asked the other guys what happened and told them the other party had left and that all will be well for the rest of the night... So I thought. The guy that got punched wanted to for us to call the cops, well in order for us to call the cops we still have to have both parties detained and seeing that we didn't because I didn't think there was reason to, I told him he has to call them and to call the Non Emergency Number(Rolling my eyes). So we gave him the number, I headed to the back to start my paper work, within ten minutes there was a cop in front of our bar. The other guards called me out to the front. The boy was telling his "Story" to the officer and then pointed at me. The Officer came over and we talked, I told him what I saw as I entered the patio bar and what bartender told me. The bartender then told the cop, verbatim, what he had told me earlier, "It wasn't the Latin Guys that did it, it was those guys." The cop replies, "the guy who got hit?" Bartender, "Yeah, they started the incident." Cops writes it all down in his pad, shakes his head and walked back up front to where the guy was.

The officer tells me on the way, "You know I'm probably not gonna do anything, you don't have the other party detained and this guy doesn't even know if they were Latin or Asian."

Twink with the Busted Eye: So did you get the guy's name? The Guy who punched me?

Cop The guy who punched you was not the same guy who signed out the tab, i have 3 witnesses stating that fact. Now, are you wanting to press charges on the guy who did? And if so are you willing to go downtown and look at line up of 6 people and you can identify them if you say them again?

Twink with the Busted Eye: Yes I could identify them if I saw them, they were Latino or Asian or something... I want to press charges!

Cop (Shakes his head) OK then I need your license and phone number...

So I head back inside and finish my report about what happened, had my witnesses write down what they saw and etc etc... The point behind this story is plainly simple, it doesn't matter how big you are, what your orientation is, if you can land a solid punch and someone is fucking with you, by all means do it. The cop even said it himself, "If someone spat on me I'd fucking punch them in the face too..."

The rest of the night was fairly quite and everyone kept talking about how big the little Latin guy was and how clocked the other guy in the eye. Just one of those nights...